Total Medals Earned: 6,124 (From 1,016 different games.) Total Medal Score: 113,550 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/90 points)
U passed 10 joints, m9. Good start.
U passed 25 joints, m9. Shiiieet.
U passed 50 joints, m9. Get rekt, m8.
U passed 100 joints, m9. 3spooky5me yo, awsum sweg.
Medals Earned: 16/17 (500/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Crush 10 kayaks
Medals Earned: 9/15 (55/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 9/16 (215/500 points)
You killed Link before he could kill you.
You stomped on a Kirby.
Sonic stepped on your foot.
You completed the stupid tutorial.
You triumphed over the Kirbies and beat the first level.
You beat Link and completed Level 2.
You broke a Squirtle in half.
You found a hidden 1up and gained an extra life.
You found a hidden ring and obtained a shield.
You hutned down a Zubat.
You dodged the Squirtles and completed Level 3.
You won the game without touching any spikes.
You outflew the Zubats and completed Level 4.
You battled some old foes and completed Level 5.
You stomped on Sonic's face and beat the game!
Medals Earned: 7/8 (130/180 points)
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Medals Earned: 11/13 (85/160 points)
Gain 100 tangerines
Gain 100,000 tangerines
Gain 100 million tangerines
Gain 10,000 tangerines
Gain 10 million tangerines
Gain 1 thousand tangerines
Gain 1 million tangerines
Gain 50 tangerines
Gain 10 billion tangerines
Gain 1 billion tangerines
Gain 100 billion tangerines
Gain 1 trillion tangerines
Gain 100 trillion tangerines
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/410 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 4
Complete level 3
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 9
Complete level 8
Complete level 7
Complete level 10
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)
You know I'm a sucker for Back To The Future references!
Fire the cannon five times without missing
Reach 42195m
Medals Earned: 10/11 (325/425 points)
Find the fourth Tankman.
Find the second Tankman.
Find the ninth Tankman.
Find the seventh Tankman.
Find the first Tankman.
Find the Ffifth Tankman.
Find the third Tankman.
Find the sixth Tankman.
Find the eighth Tankman.
Click the mute button.
Medals Earned: 22/22 (500/500 points)
Conquer the first base.
Find the black backpack.
Find the blue backpack.
Find the gray backpack.
Find the green backpack.
Conquer the second base.
Find the orange backpack.
Find the pink backpack.
Find the purple backpack.
Find the red backpack.
Find the sky blue backpack.
Find the white backpack.
Find the yellow backpack.
Conquer the fourth base.
Conquer the sixth base.
Conquer the third base.
Conquer the fifth base.
Conquer the seventh base.
Find all 11 backpacks.
Reach General rank.